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sarah
09-10-2003, 08:26 PM
Here's a review I found on epinions... (My favorite part is For really young players, these three do OK on the instruments I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants reading that!!)

I bought the Nickel Creek debut album called NC, because it was billed as bluegrass. It is not bluegrass—leastways not the bluegrass that I know and love. This is music that you would hear if you stopped at an upscale country shop in a place like Gatlinburg, TN where you can buy a broken toilet to plant your flowers in for $299.99. Picture Irish fairies dancing around an old stump or birds chirping in the woods sans the poison ivy, and you’ve got an idea about the style here.

Perhaps this is beach-grass. On the back, the three singers are standing on the beach in silhouette with nothing in the background. The colors on the back are brown tone with the two male singers one shorter than the other and the girl the shortest and wearing some gosh baggie clothes. This whole scene is lonely but not in an inspiring way like train whistles or banjo picking on the back porch. If I walked by there on the beach, I would sure not stop to see what they were up to, because they do not seem to be up to anything.

Now, maybe this is new-grass. The two guys in the group have that spiked, tipped blonde hair that reminds me of Back Street Boys. The girl must have bought one of those TV ad twist up things that makes braids in the hair for $19.99 and shipping.

The real measure of music in the bluegrass circuit is the strength and speed of the players and the echo of the vocalist(s). For really young players, these three do OK on the instruments (especially if you’ve never heard hard core players). The lead song, Ode to a Butterfly, is really nice and reflects good training in music. I kind of drift into the song and get my dishes washed and my cabinets sorted out. As far as the vocals, the female carries, and she is not country. I could see her in commercials as background. Nice voice. Nothing that jumps out and grabs you. Most females in country and bluegrass pull deeper and belt it out better.

For the most part, the music here either lulls or causes nervous agitation. When it’s really down low and quiet, then it works fine for background. When it’s up on the speed and the female is singing, then I tend to bite my fingernails. I don’t even notice, but when this one is on and I’m not paying attention (which is easy to do), then I key up. I tend to do this in country fancy shops where it’s all high prices and not really holler crafts. I like everything fine, but I know it’s not “my people.” I look around, but I can’t wait to leave.

I would list the songs, but I doubt you’ve ever heard of them or ever will, unless you buy the CD. None has ever charted, and I am sure they never will. These are not mainstream, and they not even bluegrass for those who lean over that way. You can click around online and get some samples, but they are the best on the album. I know, because that is how I decided to buy this one. I enjoyed some of the intros (30 or sec. per song) that included the more bluegrassy sounds, but when I got this one at home, I found that it was not one that I would play to listen to. It’s OK at a party when everyone is talking and not really paying attention to the music. Most any music would do then.

This album has rave reviews online. Some folks may really love it, but I would sure not tell any of my bluegrass buddies to pick it up. I really can’t think of any friends that would get excited about this one, or I would pass it on to. It’s not near as good as Blue Highway , and I don’t think this one will ever be considered a classic in any genre. On thing for sure, it’s not bluegrass as far as those who love that genre. I guess that was as close as they could get to what this one sounds like—chalk on a blackboard if you love real bluegrass.

LuckyGurl2001
09-10-2003, 08:44 PM
Holy crap, that's hilarious!!!!
The two guys in the group have that spiked, tipped blonde hair that reminds me of Back Street Boys. The girl must have bought one of those TV ad twist up things that makes braids in the hair for $19.99 and shipping.
For some reason, I found that hysterical. I'm quite sure that Sara did NOT but one of those braid thingies, because those things TWIST your hair, not braid them, and hers are clearly braided. And Chris and Sean remind the person of the Backstreet Boys?!?!? [shock] [eek!!] [bigeyes] :eek: Wonder what that person would think of Chris' hair now...[lolol]
Oh boy, that was the best bad review that I've ever read about Nickel Creek. (Other than the one I read somewhere that described Sean's voice as classically unbeautiful.)

NCFreak
09-10-2003, 09:22 PM
This was obviously written 2-3 years ago. I really wonder what this same writer thinks know. Moron.

sarah
09-10-2003, 09:32 PM
LOL. Actually the date that's listed for when this was written is Aug 09 '03.

NCFreak
09-10-2003, 09:36 PM
Really? Are you able to post a response? If so, drop some names. I'm sure that ignorant piece of crap has heard of Alison Krauss and Bela Fleck. Well, maybe not, considering...

tat2queen
09-10-2003, 10:12 PM
What!!??!![eek!!] That's loco man!!!

flutegrl71
09-11-2003, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by sarah
Most females in country and bluegrass pull deeper and belt it out better.

I would list the songs, but I doubt you’ve ever heard of them or ever will, unless you buy the CD. None has ever charted, and I am sure they never will.


LOL, I can understand someone not liking NC but sounding so apathetic as this person does just seems unreal!

RE qt1: obviously never heard Crooked Jack or Beauty and the Mess 2 songs that I think Sara especially belts

RE qt2: This took the cake for me. I don't even know what to say to this!
The apathy in this is so striking, it's funny!

linzee_nc
09-11-2003, 07:57 PM
Thank for posting...I needed a good laugh today. Humor is about the only thing worth while in this review. The writer must not be too into the bluegrass scene. It wasn't that long ago when Chris (who should NOT be thought of as a Backstreet Boy) won Mandolin Player of the Year from the IBMA. I am not saying that they are bluegrass, but they started out pretty well in that scene.

asillittle
09-12-2003, 12:53 AM
This makes me think three things:

1 - He didn't research anything regarding his topic
2- He's stuck in his one genre of music box, and anything that's different is SCARY
3 - He failed English in highschool

tat2queen
09-12-2003, 11:21 AM
3 very good points aslittle...but one correction, HE is a SHE...and aren't women suppose to be more in tune with the finer things in life??? like good music for instance??? must be in need of hormone replacement therapy...she's losing touch with her womanhood:p

LuckyGurl2001
09-12-2003, 03:52 PM
obviously never heard Crooked Jack or Beauty and the Mess 2 songs that I think Sara especially belts

I was thinking the same thing. Although, if they hated the first one so much they sure as heck would hate the 2nd one even more. Oh yeah, and that hormone replacement therapy was hilarious!!!!

asillittle
09-12-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by tat2queen
3 very good points aslittle...but one correction, HE is a SHE...and aren't women suppose to be more in tune with the finer things in life??? like good music for instance??? must be in need of hormone replacement therapy...she's losing touch with her womanhood:p

ha, that's good, and aren't women supposed to be better at writing?? I say she needs a double dose...

Day
10-12-2003, 10:55 PM
well this person is still stuck with the old Bluegrass, you know with old sound ina persons voice.lol that was some.....well that was something.


Later Day

Jooya
10-13-2003, 05:59 PM
wow...haha talk about not having researched the topic! I hate it when people get so caught up in labels! Good music is good music, call it whatever you want!

SeanWfan33
11-09-2003, 02:32 PM
HAHAHHAHA!!! that is sooo friggin funny! i was reading it and im like what the..?? what are they on? lol well its their opinion (and a really bad one) but whatever

banjochickie
01-23-2004, 08:46 PM
The girl must have bought one of those TV ad twist up things that makes braids in the hair for $19.99 and shipping.

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE!!! rofl :D

Adyn
01-25-2004, 02:54 PM
I love how this album review spends half the content discussion the cover and what they look like.

Nice.

:p

matt the fiddler
01-25-2004, 04:24 PM
i love the comparison of no one ever hearing it.. or any songs.. to no chance of ever charting.. as it relates to bluegrass...


noone has ever heard of any but 3 true bluegrass songs...

especailly if some of the songs are all newly composed



plus does good bluegrass chart top regurally? i can only think of 2-3 cases- and none of them were true bluegrass [oh brother was NOT bluegrass- that was old time- from a point in time before bluegrass was even invented...

lol

?

Tinuviel Girl
08-10-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by sarah
I bought the Nickel Creek debut album called NC, because it was billed as bluegrass.
On the back, the three singers are standing on the beach in silhouette with nothing in the background. The colors on the back are brown tone with the two male singers one shorter than the other and the girl the shortest and wearing some gosh baggie clothes.

I know this is an old thread, but I was just reading through here and this really bugged me.

Okay he bought there Debut album. Now I know that that means their first. But yet she had the gull to make fun of them for the way they look, but she hadn't ever seen the Older album art that showed them when they were WAY different looking. I wonder what she would have thought when she saw that they looked like TEENAGERS and they had an album out. A very GOOD one too. I wonder how she felt when Chris won the award for Best Mandolin player. Grrr ...